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You're not going anywhere, you're done, you stink.

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You've lost it, you're just talk.

3
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You are not who you say you are, you are a distinguished person.

4
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Hey! My cousin is a rapper! Can you take a photo with my aunt?

5
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♪ You wanted it, you got it. Now live with it. ♪

6
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♪ You wanted it, you got it ♪

7
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♪ Lo quisiste, lo conseguiste. Now live with it. ♪

8
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♪ You wanted it, you got it ♪

9
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♪ The press and the covers The people who stop you on the street ♪

10
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♪Disgusting photos without your knowledge♪

11
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♪ The aggressive boy who takes out his phone and insults you ♪

12
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♪ The redneck court that has no evidence and judges you ♪

13
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♪ You wanted to be the bomb So don't complain when it burns ♪

14
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♪ No more half measures Either you're a genius or you stink ♪

15
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♪ They give you convictions that you have never had ♪

16
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♪ If you don't behave the way they want, they get disappointed ♪

17
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♪ You wanted it, you got it You took a piece of yourself, you sold it ♪

18
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♪ You write So you're basically his whore ♪

19
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♪ You stole from your parents for publicity ♪

20
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♪ Then the heating technician gives you a discount ♪

21
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♪ Online hate, you get used to it ♪

22
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♪ Every once in a while you get one ♪

23
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♪ With a layer of truth That takes you to the limit ♪

24
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♪ You get depressed and torture yourself You wanted it, you got it ♪

25
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♪ Selfies at your grandfather's funeral ♪

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♪ The "I'm sorry, I don't want to interrupt but I'll do it anyway" ♪

27
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♪ The father who takes out his camera ♪

28
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♪ Friends who insult you in front of your children, you get angry ♪

29
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♪ You wanted it, AI interpretations ♪

30
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♪ The weird quotes that you didn't really say ♪

31
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♪ The "You're gaining weight You're ugly, you don't age well" ♪

32
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♪ You say it doesn't matter but in front of the mirror you feel pathetic ♪

33
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♪ You start to mix your real self with your image ♪

34
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♪ You are handsome on camera. You don't like your real face anymore. ♪

35
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♪ You wanted it Those who jump the fence ♪

36
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♪ Ring the bell. Ask the neighbors if they live there. ♪

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♪ You wanted it, you got it Cameras, flashes ♪

38
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♪ Death threats, robberies ♪

39
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♪ The omnipresence of fans Takes a piece of your soul ♪

40
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♪ People who criticize your wife's body ♪

41
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♪ You wanted it, you got it. Now live with it. ♪

42
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♪ You wanted it, you got it ♪

43
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♪ You wanted it, you got it. Now live with it. ♪

44
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♪ You wanted it, you got it ♪

45
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Do you believe in the projection power of the brain?

46
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What do you mean?

47
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When I was about 12 or 13 years old,

48
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Before falling asleep,

49
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I imagine that when I wake up, I will be a great singer.

50
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I would like to have long hair and be on stage.

51
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And the craziest thing is that it came true.

52
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And what's even crazier...

53
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It's just that I don't care anymore.

54
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So you didn't like it tonight?

55
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I did it, it was great.

56
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It was amazing, even.

57
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But once it's over,

58
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The only thing left are responsibilities, annoyances, criticism... People.

59
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Do what you did when you were 12 years old.

60
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Project yourself into another dream.

61
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-Ah, there it is. -Yeah.

62
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Excuse me. Where is Ume Street please?

63
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Oh... Ah, first, turn right past the rice fields,

64
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Then take the next left.

65
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Travel about 800 meters

66
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and turn right at the second corner. You will see a bridge.

67
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-Yeah. -Cross it, turn left,

68
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And it continues for about two kilometers. You will come out on that road.

69
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Thank you so much.

70
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I didn't understand a word he said.

71
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After the rice fields, turn left.

72
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Don't you want to look at the GPS?

73
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No, I don't want to turn my phone back on.

74
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It's fine like this. It's more romantic.

75
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we get lost,

76
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It took us six hours instead of one.

77
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It's more of an adventure.

78
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It's crazy that you can buy houses on TikTok.

79
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I hope it looks the same as in the videos.

80
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Unlike the hot girls on TikTok.

81
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- Do you have the keys? - You have them, right?

82
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Damn, I forgot my keys in Paris.

83
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Wait, I have an idea.

84
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Crazy!

85
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Hello.

86
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Hello.

87
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- Are you the new neighbor? - Nice to meet you.

88
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- What do you think of the house? - It's...

89
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What is it?

90
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Oh no, you don't like it.

91
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For me it's less exotic than for you.

92
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It's like visiting a Norman house.

93
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I know you, if you don't say anything, you're not excited.

94
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I think...

95
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It's perfect.

96
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I was going crazy.

97
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-I thought we were going back to Paris! -No!

98
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I feel relieved.

99
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Wait.

100
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-Are you OK? -Yeah.

101
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Is it a well?

102
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It seems very deep.

103
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I didn't hear any splash.

104
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We'll cover it before someone goes down.

105
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When I say "someone," I mean you.

106
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So I fall into pits all the time?

107
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I'll cover it.

108
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Look, honey, it's for you.

109
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-What is it? -They are little hearts.

110
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Take a look.

111
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-Your stuffed animal! -Yeah.

112
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He will also grow with it.

113
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Do you know what would make me happy?

114
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Like now?

115
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-Pregnant and everything? -It's okay, it won't hurt.

116
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Yes.

117
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Why are you running away? For! But I'm afraid!

118
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It's normal to be afraid, but you still have to fight.

119
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But I'm afraid of hurting you.

120
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You're thinking too much.

121
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Timer: two minutes

122
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Last round.

123
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I am carbohydrate...

124
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Nara.

125
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You're always open to cultural appropriation,

126
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But when you have to be a samurai, not so much.

127
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I don't bother you when you use a fork.

128
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If you manage to knock me down or touch my face three times,

129
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-You can ask me whatever you want. -Hot!

130
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What if I can't?

131
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You turn the phone back on. Easy?

132
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-Forward. -Alright.

133
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Of course you can't touch my belly yet!

134
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-That's a blow. -Two more!

135
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-Don't hurt me! -That?

136
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Hurts!

137
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I touched you!

138
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Barely!

139
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You'll see, Sutemi!

140
00:11:01,358 --> 00:11:04,025
Do you know why your sutemi, your projection, failed?

141
00:11:04,108 --> 00:11:08,192
Sutemi means "sacrifice." You must be willing to sacrifice.

142
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:09,650
I don't give a damn.

143
00:11:18,483 --> 00:11:19,900
That's a side kick.

144
00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:23,650
It felt more like an ax kick.

145
00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:26,025
Do you think he does taekwondo?

146
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I hope not.

147
00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:30,400
Why not? Taekwondo is great.

148
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I didn't say it wasn't.

149
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,483
I'd rather you do something else.

150
00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:36,317
Something else, like...

151
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,650
Not follow your mother on her path of struggle?

152
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:43,983
No, but if he wants to fight, he has to really hit.

153
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:47,567
As long as he doesn't rap, everything is fine with me.

154
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Imagine that he raps and does it terribly.

155
00:11:51,692 --> 00:11:53,942
-The anguish.-Oh, no!

156
00:11:54,025 --> 00:11:55,567
Imagine if he does slam poetry.

157
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,900
I think you offended him.

158
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:03,608
Little baby, don't be offended, you can do whatever you want in life.

159
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,775
I've never been happier, I think.

160
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I love you.

161
00:12:18,775 --> 00:12:20,942
I love you too my little babies.

162
00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:25,858
-I'm exhausted, I'm going to bed. -Yeah.

163
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Enjoy, because afterwards you will never sleep again.

164
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,942
How true! Ah!

165
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-Good night. -Good night.

166
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-I'll stay here. -Alright.

167
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And don't forget to turn your phone back on.

168
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Foolishness.

169
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Moron.

170
00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:47,733
Fuck around a little and you'll find out.

171
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:53,233
Why are you so stupid? You've already hit rock bottom.

172
00:16:53,317 --> 00:16:55,025
Say hello to the mayor.

173
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I better not drink!

174
00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,817
You've forgotten your old friends!

175
00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,650
You deserved it.

176
00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:04,400
It's so bad it hurts!

177
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,692
Are you coming to the after party?

178
00:17:07,775 --> 00:17:09,608
What are you doing?

179
00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:11,775
When will we do our feat? Are you afraid?

180
00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:16,817
You see, it's your fault. What an idiot. You are ridiculous.

181
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,067
Honey?

182
00:17:31,192 --> 00:17:32,358
Honey?

183
00:17:33,317 --> 00:17:35,233
- Where are you? - Here.

184
00:17:36,608 --> 00:17:37,650
In the well.

185
00:17:39,317 --> 00:17:41,817
-Are you stupid? -Well, thank you.

186
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,942
Sorry, I don't know what happened to me. Are you OK?

187
00:17:45,025 --> 00:17:46,983
I have no pain, but I am stuck.

188
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,983
-I think I slept here. -One second.

189
00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:53,442
Are you ready?

190
00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:56,942
Everything's fine!

191
00:17:59,983 --> 00:18:03,150
Pull, it works! Works! Go on!

192
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:05,525
Is everything all right.

193
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:09,942
It's not good.

194
00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:12,817
Brilliant! It must be very old.

195
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:16,400
Old as in vintage? Or like in medieval Japan?

196
00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:18,442
Don't know. I'm terrible at flea markets.

197
00:18:18,525 --> 00:18:21,317
-Do you think it's real? -A real what?

198
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,608
A real armor. Authentic things.

199
00:18:24,692 --> 00:18:28,067
Maybe the former owner is a cosplay fan.

200
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,275
and I'm a dark character from Final Fantasy IV.

201
00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:34,900
Why not have breakfast and shower first?

202
00:18:36,608 --> 00:18:39,317
-Why do you shower? -You smell like a well.

203
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,317
DAD

204
00:19:36,525 --> 00:19:38,567
-Hello? -You didn't answer

205
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:40,858
-on Pont-l'Évêque. -L'Évêque Bridge...

206
00:19:40,942 --> 00:19:42,692
-The city or the cheese? -The city!

207
00:19:42,775 --> 00:19:45,067
The festival we talked about.

208
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,775
Right, the Rap and Cheese Festival?

209
00:19:47,858 --> 00:19:49,358
Could you come and sign autographs?

210
00:19:49,442 --> 00:19:53,108
But, you know, mayoral and political issues,

211
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,817
and Rap and Cheese things, no...

212
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,108
It would help me.

213
00:19:59,192 --> 00:20:01,567
Well, I'll let you know.

214
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,483
-We're on vacation.-It's okay.

215
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:05,358
-Your mom wants to talk. -Yeah.

216
00:20:05,442 --> 00:20:06,900
-Hello mom. -About Nanako,

217
00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:09,233
Does she still not want the epidural?

218
00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:13,108
Uh, no, I don't think so, no.

219
00:20:13,192 --> 00:20:14,817
She doesn't understand

220
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,525
-You have to tell him to call me. -Yes, maybe I will.

221
00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:21,775
I don't think I need it... Maybe I won't call you, but...

222
00:20:21,858 --> 00:20:24,400
She doesn't need your opinion

223
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:26,942
on the subject, but...

224
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,650
If it were my job I would call you

225
00:20:29,733 --> 00:20:31,442
-We have made progress. -Yeah.

226
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:36,067
-What's the point of suffering? -Actually, my phone's battery is low...

227
00:20:38,317 --> 00:20:40,442
You'll have to tell them we live here.

228
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,483
I can't take off my armor.

229
00:20:57,275 --> 00:21:00,733
-What do you mean? -I can't get it out, I'm stuck.

230
00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:02,192
How is that?

231
00:21:09,108 --> 00:21:11,442
Don't bother, I tried. Not working.

232
00:21:12,817 --> 00:21:14,567
I don't know how it stays on.

233
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,525
How did you put it?

234
00:21:19,775 --> 00:21:22,650
I put things in my arms,

235
00:21:22,733 --> 00:21:25,733
and stood on its own, as if they were magnets.

236
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,942
and I was a refrigerator.

237
00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,150
Yes.

238
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,608
Maybe I'm just bloated, I need anti-inflammatories.

239
00:21:44,358 --> 00:21:46,858
Do you think I'm swollen?

240
00:21:46,942 --> 00:21:48,567
It's like it's stuck to your skin.

241
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,608
Aurélien, ready?

242
00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:21,567
FUMIKO MATSUDA - Obstetrician

243
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:22,900
There...

244
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,275
And there you have it.

245
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,900
Have you started thinking about the playlist?

246
00:22:40,983 --> 00:22:42,317
The playlist?

247
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,692
-Yes, for delivery. -You'll see, giving birth is long.

248
00:22:45,775 --> 00:22:47,900
It can be a good way to help mom.

249
00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:49,733
Is everything normal for you?

250
00:22:49,817 --> 00:22:52,858
So far, nothing to report. Everything's fine.

251
00:22:54,192 --> 00:22:59,525
In my case, my son was born during the song "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran.

252
00:23:04,942 --> 00:23:07,775
Did this affect your hair color?

253
00:23:07,858 --> 00:23:10,608
Ha ha ha. We only have one hair color here.

254
00:23:12,317 --> 00:23:13,608
You can get dressed now.

255
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:14,858
Well, thank you.

256
00:23:16,817 --> 00:23:20,817
- Sorry, I forgot to weigh you! - Oh.

257
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,900
Sorry, this way please.

258
00:23:51,692 --> 00:23:55,608
Every time I go away, the parents always try to get an ultrasound.

259
00:23:56,192 --> 00:23:59,358
Because you can't wait for skin-to-skin contact.

260
00:23:59,442 --> 00:24:02,525
Skin-to-skin contact is very important during the first months.

261
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:06,317
Creates a connection between you and the child.

262
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,233
and secretes oxytocin for both.

263
00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:12,275
-What is oxytocin? -The love hormone, I think.

264
00:24:12,358 --> 00:24:14,317
Well, it's a hormone.

265
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,067
secreted by the brain,

266
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:19,275
It relaxes and reduces stress.

267
00:24:20,108 --> 00:24:23,108
It is also the hormone that helps women give birth.

268
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:25,358
Reduces the sensation of pain.

269
00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:27,817
-It comes from the brain. -Yeah.

270
00:24:29,192 --> 00:24:31,983
Brains are crazy.

271
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,025
I know you're judging me.

272
00:24:47,108 --> 00:24:48,608
I'm not.

273
00:24:53,775 --> 00:24:54,858
Are you no longer a judge?

274
00:25:49,567 --> 00:25:52,817
Dear. Honey, wake up.

275
00:25:54,525 --> 00:25:55,942
Honey, wake up.

276
00:25:56,942 --> 00:25:58,442
There is an intruder.

277
00:26:00,983 --> 00:26:01,817
An intruder?

278
00:26:03,275 --> 00:26:07,067
There is a human or an animal. Or a little monkey.

279
00:27:02,108 --> 00:27:04,108
Here!

280
00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:26,442
It's not a Japanese animal, right?

281
00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:28,650
I don't know, it looks like a human.

282
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:32,150
Are you a Japanese animal?

283
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:35,150
You look like an idiot.

284
00:27:35,983 --> 00:27:38,525
Trapped in your disguise,

285
00:27:38,608 --> 00:27:41,483
Hiding behind his bitch.

286
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,275
There is no steering wheel!

287
00:28:02,150 --> 00:28:03,192
The house is haunted!

288
00:28:04,608 --> 00:28:06,525
Damn, ghosts exist.

289
00:28:06,608 --> 00:28:10,275
Wait, that means the devil exists! And God too!

290
00:28:10,358 --> 00:28:12,358
We have to convert!

291
00:28:22,775 --> 00:28:24,067
The outside is haunted too!

292
00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:28,817
Son of a bitch!

293
00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:11,650
Damn, it sticks!

294
00:29:14,775 --> 00:29:16,317
Get up, quickly!

295
00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:24,233
I can't run fast with armor on.

296
00:29:24,775 --> 00:29:27,650
How disappointing.

297
00:29:33,650 --> 00:29:35,483
You are ridiculous.

298
00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:40,025
I'm stuck!

299
00:29:40,108 --> 00:29:41,817
Honey, I'm stuck!

300
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,233
He looks a little like your dad.

301
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:11,775
You abandoned me before.

302
00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:17,942
You got out of the car.

303
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:20,942
Oh, that...

304
00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:25,525
Because I was trying to provoke him.

305
00:30:27,775 --> 00:30:29,233
Anyway, you are stronger than me.

306
00:30:32,442 --> 00:30:34,442
Shouldn't we call the police or the army?

307
00:30:36,608 --> 00:30:39,983
When I was little, a lady in my neighborhood had a wagashi.

308
00:30:40,067 --> 00:30:42,067
What is a wagashi?

309
00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:44,025
It's a kind of bakery.

310
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:47,192
They make mochi, daifuku, etc.

311
00:30:49,025 --> 00:30:51,150
She was also a bit of a mystic.

312
00:30:53,067 --> 00:30:56,108
People came to see her to exorcise them.

313
00:30:57,483 --> 00:30:59,942
Ah yes, a magical baker.

314
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,483
Hurry up!

315
00:31:01,567 --> 00:31:06,733
One time, I was alone in the store and I heard noises coming from the back room.

316
00:31:06,817 --> 00:31:11,817
Then I walk over and see a guy.

317
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:14,400
He had no face.

318
00:31:14,483 --> 00:31:17,483
I got scared and ran away.

319
00:31:20,317 --> 00:31:21,317
And then?

320
00:31:22,442 --> 00:31:23,817
That? That's all.

321
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,400
Oh, OK.

322
00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:30,483
I thought something super creepy would happen.

323
00:31:30,567 --> 00:31:33,525
The guy had no face, that's really scary!

324
00:31:35,233 --> 00:31:38,150
Do you remember how you reacted last night?

325
00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:44,733
Next stop: Osaka.

326
00:31:59,192 --> 00:32:01,275
We are ready to start.

327
00:32:16,775 --> 00:32:17,942
Aurélien...

328
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,025
PARENTS CAN ALSO BE PREGNANT

329
00:32:37,858 --> 00:32:39,317
Come on, hurry up!

330
00:32:53,983 --> 00:32:56,358
It's crazy. I remember it was much bigger.

331
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,358
- Crazy. - Yes.

332
00:32:58,442 --> 00:33:00,150
This is not the craziest event in recent times.

333
00:33:02,733 --> 00:33:04,483
The sign was a neon pink.

334
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,150
What is it, an erotic bakery?

335
00:33:07,233 --> 00:33:09,733
It's not a bakery, it's a wagashi!

336
00:33:09,817 --> 00:33:11,317
This place is a labyrinth.

337
00:33:15,525 --> 00:33:20,775
Don't you think we should go to the police?

338
00:33:20,858 --> 00:33:23,358
If your foot hurts, you don't go to the dentist.

339
00:33:27,858 --> 00:33:29,817
She must be about 1,000 years old.

340
00:33:32,150 --> 00:33:34,275
- Good morning. - Good morning.

341
00:33:34,358 --> 00:33:36,275
We open in the afternoon.

342
00:33:36,358 --> 00:33:40,025
No, we would like to see Akiko. Is it here?

343
00:33:40,108 --> 00:33:42,067
It's quite urgent.

344
00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:58,275
-Your name? -Please tell him I'm Nanako Kasajima.

345
00:34:11,025 --> 00:34:13,442
-Grandma.-Yes.

346
00:34:14,442 --> 00:34:16,942
- Hello.- A client.

347
00:34:17,025 --> 00:34:18,067
That?

348
00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:22,608
Oh ho ho.

349
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,817
Nanako Kasajima is here.

350
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,608
Nanako?

351
00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:31,233
Ah, little Nanako!

352
00:34:31,317 --> 00:34:33,900
- Do you remember me? - Of course I remember you!

353
00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:35,650
Wow!

354
00:34:36,650 --> 00:34:38,400
Memory!

355
00:34:38,483 --> 00:34:42,192
You were always causing trouble.

356
00:34:42,275 --> 00:34:45,775
Your Japanese hasn't improved at all!

357
00:34:46,733 --> 00:34:47,983
What is she saying?

358
00:34:48,067 --> 00:34:51,400
- Usual greetings. - Did you bring a foreigner?

359
00:34:51,483 --> 00:34:54,025
-Oh, it's my husband. -Your husband! Bonjour!

360
00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:57,733
Go ahead and show it.

361
00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:00,442
Show him.

362
00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:14,983
You brought in another troublemaker.

363
00:35:15,067 --> 00:35:16,442
Follow me.

364
00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,817
What did she say?

365
00:35:30,317 --> 00:35:31,775
Take it all off!

366
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,317
Take everything off.

367
00:35:33,442 --> 00:35:34,817
All?

368
00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:39,692
- Even the pants? - Sit here!

369
00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:52,650
They...

370
00:35:58,858 --> 00:36:01,858
Rokurokubi...

371
00:36:03,733 --> 00:36:06,942
- Is your bakery safe? -Shut your mouth!

372
00:36:07,025 --> 00:36:10,192
Izanagi.

373
00:36:11,692 --> 00:36:14,900
Izanami.

374
00:36:19,817 --> 00:36:22,400
-Shiraga! -Shiraga?

375
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:25,442
What is "Shiraga"?

376
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,483
Japan, our great country,

377
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:36,692
It is rich in fascinating legends and myths throughout the country.

378
00:36:38,025 --> 00:36:42,067
Noble stories are proudly told among the people,

379
00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:44,525
and many are revered as sacred,

380
00:36:44,608 --> 00:36:47,358
taking its place at the very heart of the nation's culture.

381
00:36:47,442 --> 00:36:49,025
What is he saying?

382
00:36:49,108 --> 00:36:53,192
There are many legends in Japan.

383
00:36:53,275 --> 00:36:57,150
Meanwhile, dangerous legends reveal the origin of the calamity.

384
00:36:57,233 --> 00:37:00,483
were transmitted orally among a select few,

385
00:37:00,567 --> 00:37:04,983
carefully allowed to disappear from the memory of the general public.

386
00:37:05,067 --> 00:37:08,192
Who is Shiraga?

387
00:37:08,317 --> 00:37:12,733
Shiraga is a little-known legend. A bit niche.

388
00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,650
He said more things...

389
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:19,150
In 17th century Japan, during the Edo period,

390
00:37:21,025 --> 00:37:24,775
Shiraga was a humble craftsman

391
00:37:24,858 --> 00:37:28,233
living with his wife and son,

392
00:37:29,025 --> 00:37:33,067
who lost an eye in a war he was not prepared for.

393
00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:36,400
However, the fierce jealousy and lingering resentment of a fallen revenant

394
00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:40,858
It clung to that eye like a curse, turning it into something that took its place.

395
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:48,192
From that day on,

396
00:37:48,275 --> 00:37:50,900
The world that Shiraga saw was shrouded in a malevolent mist.

397
00:37:50,983 --> 00:37:54,608
Every time someone smiled, it seemed to him like the threatening look of a thief.

398
00:37:54,692 --> 00:37:58,525
A stranger visiting the town could only be a bandit.

399
00:37:58,608 --> 00:38:01,275
A cousin who was talking to his wife was plotting behind his back.

400
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,358
It reached the point of paranoia, he couldn't sleep a wink.

401
00:38:08,608 --> 00:38:13,400
Tired and tormented by his suffering, Shiraga wandered through the forest,

402
00:38:13,483 --> 00:38:17,108
and one day, deep in his heart, he encountered a Jinmenju.

403
00:38:19,358 --> 00:38:23,817
As he looked at the bark of the tree through his cursed eye,

404
00:38:25,192 --> 00:38:28,067
A flash of light emerged and the gods of the creation of nations,

405
00:38:28,150 --> 00:38:30,192
Izanami and Izanagi were in front of him.

406
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:37,317
Then the two gods granted Shiraga complete armor.

407
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,900
"Will using this allow me to break the curse?"

408
00:38:42,025 --> 00:38:45,858
Shiraga quickly put on his armor and returned to his waiting family.

409
00:38:51,567 --> 00:38:57,400
At night, Shiraga woke up to the sound of a mouse.

410
00:38:57,483 --> 00:39:01,692
In the darkness, stagnant eyes and fangs writhed and drifted,

411
00:39:01,775 --> 00:39:03,942
as if floating in a smoky fog.

412
00:39:06,608 --> 00:39:08,608
What Shiraga saw

413
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:11,983
It was clearly something not of this world.

414
00:39:13,858 --> 00:39:15,983
And so the real hell began,

415
00:39:16,067 --> 00:39:19,900
A night of endless chaos, drenched in terror and screams.

416
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:24,650
Every night, Shiraga was bitten, stabbed, beaten and burned.

417
00:39:24,733 --> 00:39:27,733
Night after night, swarms of yokai fell on him.

418
00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:31,108
The yokai were attracted to the armor like iron to a magnet,

419
00:39:31,192 --> 00:39:34,775
but Shiraga's body was trapped inside the armor, unable to free itself.

420
00:39:34,858 --> 00:39:37,983
The yokai that appeared every night

421
00:39:38,067 --> 00:39:42,108
grew in number day by day.

422
00:39:43,858 --> 00:39:46,775
Endless, hopeless despair.

423
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,692
His wife fled,

424
00:39:50,942 --> 00:39:52,567
and his son died.

425
00:39:57,108 --> 00:40:01,108
Alone, Shiraga ran every night,

426
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,275
but completely exhausted,

427
00:40:05,525 --> 00:40:10,233
He finally stopped and threw his life before 100 yokai.

428
00:40:13,233 --> 00:40:15,233
Happy,

429
00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:18,150
The yokai dismembered Shiraga

430
00:40:19,483 --> 00:40:22,025
and threw his body into a well.

431
00:40:27,608 --> 00:40:30,233
You're in quite a mess.

432
00:40:30,317 --> 00:40:32,942
No matter where you go,

433
00:40:33,025 --> 00:40:35,025
No matter where you are,

434
00:40:36,025 --> 00:40:38,192
They will always find you.

435
00:40:40,358 --> 00:40:43,442
Go now! Get as far away as you can! Out!

436
00:40:43,525 --> 00:40:47,150
Did they give you a five-minute speech and you didn't understand it?

437
00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:49,108
I did it. Basically, your armor is cursed.

438
00:40:49,192 --> 00:40:50,775
The yokai will attack us every night.

439
00:40:50,858 --> 00:40:51,858
Every afternoon?

440
00:40:52,858 --> 00:40:55,567
-“Every night” how? -Come on, let's go.

441
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:02,525
-When does night come? -At 6:24.

442
00:41:03,150 --> 00:41:04,692
I'm afraid.

443
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,275
Why did you buy this?

444
00:41:21,358 --> 00:41:24,275
I can't help but buy the things that are near the cash register.

445
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:26,983
It could be useful though.

446
00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:37,983
So are we really preparing to fight demons?

447
00:41:41,608 --> 00:41:44,900
You need to get a room, like in a hotel, an inn...

448
00:41:45,608 --> 00:41:47,650
-What? -I have to face them alone.

449
00:41:48,150 --> 00:41:50,942
-It's very dangerous. -Are you serious?

450
00:41:51,025 --> 00:41:53,817
No, not at all. You would die.

451
00:41:54,317 --> 00:41:55,442
I know how to fight

452
00:41:55,525 --> 00:41:58,525
You started martial arts at 32, I won't leave you alone!

453
00:41:58,900 --> 00:42:01,567
-And the baby? -We have to stay together.

454
00:42:01,942 --> 00:42:03,900
We said we would face difficulties together.

455
00:42:04,650 --> 00:42:06,733
And objectively, you're terrible at fighting.

456
00:42:06,817 --> 00:42:08,733
I understood that part.

457
00:42:17,025 --> 00:42:19,900
-What are you doing? -I'm warming up.

458
00:42:19,983 --> 00:42:22,983
Imagine, the yokai comes and causes muscle strain.

459
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:53,317
-Maybe your baker was talking nonsense. -Maintain concentration.

460
00:42:57,067 --> 00:42:59,275
You are a complete idiot.

461
00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:10,775
Great, no more guns.

462
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:18,900
What's happening? You used to like alcohol.

463
00:43:51,692 --> 00:43:52,775
Put this on.

464
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:55,650
I'll open the windows.

465
00:44:09,067 --> 00:44:10,317
Honey, are you far away?

466
00:44:11,108 --> 00:44:12,400
Shit.

467
00:44:24,150 --> 00:44:25,192
Oh no!

468
00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:30,650
Wake up!

469
00:44:45,233 --> 00:44:47,233
-Oh. -I'm sorry.

470
00:44:49,358 --> 00:44:50,567
There is a lot.

471
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:56,775
I don't know if it's what hurts me the most or what scares me the most.

472
00:45:04,067 --> 00:45:05,608
Damn, he's still here.

473
00:45:34,442 --> 00:45:35,733
Behind you!

474
00:45:40,275 --> 00:45:41,733
Protect yourself!

475
00:45:43,317 --> 00:45:45,108
You wanted it and you got it.

476
00:45:52,983 --> 00:45:54,317
He doesn't like water!

477
00:47:12,317 --> 00:47:15,900
-I don't know how you manage to eat. -I'm so hungry.

478
00:47:17,650 --> 00:47:20,233
Aurélien...

479
00:47:22,067 --> 00:47:23,942
Aurélien...

480
00:47:48,692 --> 00:47:49,567
Who is that bitch?

481
00:49:08,483 --> 00:49:10,317
Maybe he just wants to lick me.

482
00:49:43,692 --> 00:49:45,733
We have to stay awake.

483
00:49:54,567 --> 00:49:57,442
I'm craving a vodka-Red Bull.

484
00:49:59,442 --> 00:50:02,942
-Well, anything with alcohol. -Equal.

485
00:50:04,108 --> 00:50:05,858
I really want to smoke.

486
00:50:09,983 --> 00:50:13,733
Even if you stop drinking, it never completely goes away.

487
00:50:16,150 --> 00:50:18,358
It reminds me of when we were coming home after a party.

488
00:50:19,817 --> 00:50:21,192
We would fall asleep together...

489
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,567
Defeat.

490
00:50:49,067 --> 00:50:50,483
I think they're gone.

491
00:50:57,692 --> 00:50:59,233
Come on. Don't move.

492
00:51:06,067 --> 00:51:07,233
Does it do something?

493
00:51:07,358 --> 00:51:08,817
I don't know.

494
00:51:15,275 --> 00:51:17,192
I don't understand it, not even a scratch.

495
00:51:18,233 --> 00:51:21,650
-Nothing. -It's magic.

496
00:51:22,650 --> 00:51:26,442
To remove it you need a password, a charm, something.

497
00:51:27,900 --> 00:51:30,733
-Like a ritual or a sacrifice? -Yeah.

498
00:51:30,817 --> 00:51:34,150
Like when you repeat the same word three times at midnight,

499
00:51:34,233 --> 00:51:36,858
in front of a frog, and it disappears.

500
00:51:36,942 --> 00:51:39,608
-How do you say "armor" in Japanese? -Yoroï.

501
00:51:40,817 --> 00:51:42,233
Yoroi, yoroi, yoroi.

502
00:51:43,275 --> 00:51:44,942
-I didn't believe it. -Yes of course.

503
00:51:45,317 --> 00:51:47,233
DETERGENT

504
00:51:58,067 --> 00:51:59,733
Do you find things?

505
00:52:00,442 --> 00:52:03,900
Yes, I found the girl from yesterday.

506
00:52:03,983 --> 00:52:06,733
It is one of the most famous yokai in Japanese folklore.

507
00:52:06,817 --> 00:52:09,358
She seemed familiar to me.

508
00:52:09,442 --> 00:52:11,358
What's more, you have it on your left leg.

509
00:52:12,150 --> 00:52:13,608
Oh really?

510
00:52:14,650 --> 00:52:16,108
¿Los demás también están en la armadura?

511
00:52:16,192 --> 00:52:18,358
Not really and I can't find anything about them.

512
00:52:19,275 --> 00:52:22,650
Neither the smoker, nor the one who ended up in the bathroom,

513
00:52:22,733 --> 00:52:24,692
not even the one who looks like your dad.

514
00:52:26,733 --> 00:52:29,192
In any case, the old woman was not talking nonsense.

515
00:52:29,275 --> 00:52:32,108
She didn't tell us how to remove the armor.

516
00:52:36,192 --> 00:52:38,525
I can't believe we do this every night.

517
00:52:39,358 --> 00:52:43,483
And I can't believe the yokai are attacking us but we're still buying.

518
00:52:44,358 --> 00:52:45,983
We need to find a solution.

519
00:52:56,608 --> 00:52:59,025
FRENCH GENERAL ELECTIONS

520
00:52:59,108 --> 00:53:01,067
National Demonstration,

521
00:53:01,150 --> 00:53:03,650
who came first in the first round of voting,

522
00:53:03,733 --> 00:53:05,692
It has fallen to third place.

523
00:53:05,775 --> 00:53:07,608
Looking ahead to the Paris Olympic Games...

524
00:53:13,525 --> 00:53:14,400
Are you okay?

525
00:53:15,483 --> 00:53:16,358
Look, yokai.

526
00:53:23,275 --> 00:53:26,442
It gets dark too early here, we can't do anything all day.

527
00:53:26,525 --> 00:53:29,025
If we stopped getting up at 2pm...

528
00:53:29,108 --> 00:53:32,525
-Is it yo-yo time? -I think soon.

529
00:53:33,233 --> 00:53:34,483
Soon, soon?

530
00:53:38,942 --> 00:53:40,400
It's still scary.

531
00:53:46,317 --> 00:53:47,192
Idiot.

532
00:53:47,275 --> 00:53:49,650
You act like an anarchist, but you are a capitalist.

533
00:53:49,733 --> 00:53:52,733
Islamo-izquierdista, con tu música de mierda

534
00:53:52,817 --> 00:53:55,900
which only serves to spread false propaganda.

535
00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:57,400
Although you also like money.

536
00:53:57,483 --> 00:54:01,233
You defend your country and go to a far-right country!

537
00:54:01,317 --> 00:54:05,525
And what color will your son be? Will his eyes be slanted?

538
00:54:05,608 --> 00:54:07,025
What a joke!

539
00:54:14,525 --> 00:54:16,442
HORRIBLE HUMANOID WITH FUTURE FRANCE SUIT

540
00:54:16,525 --> 00:54:19,108
They seem to be linked to you.

541
00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:23,817
Yes of course.

542
00:54:24,608 --> 00:54:25,608
France.

543
00:54:25,692 --> 00:54:29,025
This one looks like your dad, your mom and your brother.

544
00:54:32,692 --> 00:54:35,025
You're making it up. It doesn't look like them.

545
00:54:35,108 --> 00:54:37,317
Is it here? We cut off his head!

546
00:54:38,817 --> 00:54:41,108
He is the spitting image of your father.

547
00:54:42,025 --> 00:54:45,483
Do you believe? Are we so ugly in Normandy?

548
00:54:45,567 --> 00:54:49,775
-She looks a lot like your mother! - Because it's sticky?

549
00:54:49,858 --> 00:54:51,858
Yes, like your brother!

550
00:54:53,942 --> 00:54:56,108
Not all of them are related to me.

551
00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:57,733
You are a complete idiot.

552
00:54:57,817 --> 00:54:59,733
The strange alien has nothing to do with me.

553
00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:01,025
You're a piece of shit.

554
00:55:01,108 --> 00:55:05,442
Some are based on mythology. Others don't make sense.

555
00:55:05,525 --> 00:55:07,025
REALLY ANNOYING PURPLE YOKAI

556
00:55:11,483 --> 00:55:14,150
For the chicks, I don't see the link.

557
00:55:14,233 --> 00:55:15,858
You look at girls on Instagram.

558
00:55:18,442 --> 00:55:20,692
I don't see girls like that.

559
00:55:21,108 --> 00:55:23,858
You do it, fitness girls and all.

560
00:55:23,942 --> 00:55:26,192
I don't look, I want to learn exercises.

561
00:55:28,317 --> 00:55:30,608
They are hot because their exercises are good.

562
00:55:30,692 --> 00:55:32,567
Sure.

563
00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:39,108
Anyway, you know my only kind of girl is you.

564
00:55:45,692 --> 00:55:48,692
There is no way out. We'll have to spray them every night.

565
00:56:00,525 --> 00:56:02,233
Toxic: alcohol/cigarettes

566
00:56:13,525 --> 00:56:15,150
PRESS/PAPARAZZI SOCIAL NETWORKS

567
00:56:20,817 --> 00:56:21,983
Sunset: 6pm Sunrise: 5am

568
00:56:30,067 --> 00:56:31,567
You're still here!

569
00:56:39,650 --> 00:56:40,733
RAP GAME

570
00:56:42,567 --> 00:56:43,858
you are so bad

571
00:56:46,108 --> 00:56:47,525
It's so bad it hurts.

572
00:56:49,692 --> 00:56:50,942
SURVIVAL MANUAL FOR FUTURE MOTHERS

573
00:56:59,067 --> 00:57:01,067
The only thing I'm sure of

574
00:57:01,150 --> 00:57:02,983
you don't know how to draw

575
00:57:05,358 --> 00:57:06,525
Aren't you laughing?

576
00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:08,608
Hey?

577
00:57:08,692 --> 00:57:10,858
-Are you in a bad mood? -No.

578
00:57:11,025 --> 00:57:13,067
If you say you don't sulk, you do.

579
00:57:13,442 --> 00:57:15,858
I'm already tired of your Pokémon hunting.

580
00:57:16,067 --> 00:57:18,983
I saw myself more as a Knight of the Zodiac.

581
00:57:19,067 --> 00:57:20,317
See? You love it.

582
00:57:20,692 --> 00:57:21,983
You see, you are in a bad mood.

583
00:57:28,817 --> 00:57:32,108
KYOKO TAKEDA WELCOME TO YOKAI! BOOK SIGNING

584
00:57:32,192 --> 00:57:35,025
Kyoko lives in the yokai world.

585
00:57:35,858 --> 00:57:38,775
Yokai appear wherever she goes.

586
00:57:38,858 --> 00:57:40,733
When she goes to school...

587
00:57:41,775 --> 00:57:44,108
Whisper... Whisper... Whisper...

588
00:57:44,192 --> 00:57:49,900
Even in the park...whoooosh!

589
00:57:49,983 --> 00:57:53,567
- Remind me why we are here. - At the hairdresser too!

590
00:57:53,650 --> 00:57:56,108
She is a yokai specialist, it's all about philosophy.

591
00:57:56,858 --> 00:57:59,192
Cut, cut, cut!

592
00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:01,942
-It's for babies.-Listen.

593
00:58:02,025 --> 00:58:05,233
So Yoko spent all her time in her room.

594
00:58:05,317 --> 00:58:09,400
A yokai came out of the closet.

595
00:58:09,483 --> 00:58:11,525
and came to Yoko.

596
00:58:12,233 --> 00:58:13,150
But then...

597
00:58:14,275 --> 00:58:20,567
The yokai stepped on a marble and fell! Boom! Shock!

598
00:58:22,817 --> 00:58:26,275
The yokai began to scream loudly.

599
00:58:26,358 --> 00:58:29,942
At that moment, Yoko

600
00:58:30,025 --> 00:58:33,442
I didn't think of them as yokai.

601
00:58:39,025 --> 00:58:42,317
-Congratulations. -Thank you so much.

602
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,733
I'm a big fan. Could you give me an autograph?

603
00:58:46,733 --> 00:58:48,400
Oh, is that cosplay?

604
00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:50,525
-Or a new fashion? -Yes.

605
00:58:50,608 --> 00:58:56,108
I'm sorry. He barely speaks Japanese. In fact, he doesn't speak it at all.

606
00:58:56,192 --> 00:58:58,067
A bit. A little Japanese.

607
00:58:58,858 --> 00:59:00,192
We can speak English.

608
00:59:01,067 --> 00:59:03,442
Do you think it's real?

609
00:59:03,525 --> 00:59:06,233
-The yokai? -What do you mean by real?

610
00:59:07,317 --> 00:59:09,358
We are referring to something real.

611
00:59:09,442 --> 00:59:11,858
Like very, very, very real.

612
00:59:11,942 --> 00:59:14,025
Well, it depends.

613
00:59:14,108 --> 00:59:17,108
I mean, did Moses really part the Red Sea?

614
00:59:17,983 --> 00:59:19,983
I like to see them as metaphors.

615
00:59:20,067 --> 00:59:24,442
Yokai are usually a sign that there is something to fear.

616
00:59:24,525 --> 00:59:26,400
They are here to warn you,

617
00:59:26,483 --> 00:59:29,025
to teach you something, or to protect you in some way.

618
00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:31,942
Like kappa, for example.

619
00:59:32,025 --> 00:59:36,900
Kappa drowns boys and eats their small testicles.

620
00:59:37,858 --> 00:59:40,858
But they were invented to keep children away from ponds.

621
00:59:41,858 --> 00:59:43,442
That's pretty much what I do.

622
00:59:44,233 --> 00:59:47,567
Turn the scary part of yokai into something positive.

623
00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:52,692
For example, what would you do if you met a kappa?

624
00:59:53,608 --> 00:59:56,567
Well, maybe I'd run away.

625
00:59:57,817 --> 00:59:58,942
Or maybe...

626
01:00:00,650 --> 01:00:03,942
Maybe he could keep the distance with a few hits, maybe.

627
01:00:04,025 --> 01:00:05,775
Fake a right hook,

628
01:00:05,858 --> 01:00:09,192
Surprise him with a strong low kick and break his little turtle leg.

629
01:00:09,650 --> 01:00:12,358
Then I could tackle him and knock him down,

630
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:16,525
like dirt and hits its ugly green face until it mixes with the dirt.

631
01:00:17,025 --> 01:00:21,900
That rather brutal method can work if you know how to fight.

632
01:00:21,983 --> 01:00:26,442
But if you meet a kappa, simply bow and say hello.

633
01:00:27,317 --> 01:00:30,692
Since he is very polite, he will also bow.

634
01:00:30,775 --> 01:00:32,608
And when I do,

635
01:00:33,567 --> 01:00:38,150
The water in his little head will spill

636
01:00:38,233 --> 01:00:40,025
and he will fall asleep.

637
01:00:41,317 --> 01:00:42,317
Hmm.

638
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,150
I'm not sure if Takeda said interesting things.

639
01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:56,692
or he recited nothing more than commonplaces.

640
01:00:56,775 --> 01:00:59,400
-Could adapt to playlist. -What playlist?

641
01:01:00,567 --> 01:01:03,400
-For childbirth. -Is that something real?

642
01:01:04,275 --> 01:01:06,567
It's good to have a soundtrack when giving life.

643
01:01:06,650 --> 01:01:11,317
Yes, or we can bring a DJ. Maybe I should call Snake or Guetta.

644
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:15,067
-Organize a boiler room. -Now you're annoying.

645
01:01:15,150 --> 01:01:16,942
I'm joking, don't be mad.

646
01:01:17,025 --> 01:01:19,942
You are cynical, it seems like you don't care about anything.

647
01:01:20,858 --> 01:01:22,525
But I'm kidding, really.

648
01:01:22,608 --> 01:01:27,067
You make fun of the playlist, you say Takeda wasn't interesting.

649
01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:29,150
How will we raise it?

650
01:01:29,233 --> 01:01:32,692
We are not prepared for childbirth or the arrival of the baby.

651
01:01:32,775 --> 01:01:34,567
No first name.

652
01:01:34,650 --> 01:01:37,733
We were supposed to come here and get ready for the baby.

653
01:01:37,817 --> 01:01:41,442
But it's worse than in France! They don't even tell people that we live here.

654
01:01:41,525 --> 01:01:44,567
Thanks for listing everything I do wrong.

655
01:01:44,650 --> 01:01:47,733
I'm trying to survive, monsters attack me every night.

656
01:01:47,817 --> 01:01:49,775
It was for work, is it yokai now?

657
01:01:49,858 --> 01:01:52,525
There is always a reason for everything to revolve around you.

658
01:01:52,608 --> 01:01:55,275
Yes, it does. What do you want me to tell you?

659
01:01:55,358 --> 01:01:58,983
That you think about our son, about what I'm going through.

660
01:01:59,067 --> 01:02:02,567
Learn about childbirth. Tell me if you're thinking of a name.

661
01:02:02,650 --> 01:02:06,775
And if the monsters attack you forever, you will find time to take care of our son!

662
01:02:06,858 --> 01:02:11,858
Instead of "That sucks... David Guetta when you give birth."

663
01:02:11,942 --> 01:02:15,650
Of course I'm thinking about you and I'm sick of what's happening.

664
01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:20,150
Of course I would like to have a name for the baby. And I will be here.

665
01:02:21,150 --> 01:02:23,650
I thought you already knew that.

666
01:02:24,483 --> 01:02:27,400
You don't tell me anything. I thought you could take it,

667
01:02:27,483 --> 01:02:28,608
You could handle anything.

668
01:02:28,692 --> 01:02:31,150
-You are stronger than me. -What does that mean?

669
01:02:32,025 --> 01:02:34,317
It's your excuse to let me carry all the weight.

670
01:02:35,108 --> 01:02:37,192
Stop playing the victim! Yes, I am strong.

671
01:02:37,275 --> 01:02:40,400
But not all the time, not enough for two, let alone three!

672
01:02:46,483 --> 01:02:47,608
I'm going for a walk.

673
01:02:51,567 --> 01:02:53,942
And if you're wondering, yes, I'm in a bad mood.

674
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,358
Honey, are you okay?

675
01:03:25,567 --> 01:03:26,442
How are you?

676
01:03:26,525 --> 01:03:28,358
Did you fall?

677
01:03:30,775 --> 01:03:33,400
Are you having contractions?

678
01:03:33,483 --> 01:03:36,150
Tell me, should I call the hospital?

679
01:03:36,233 --> 01:03:38,275
What I do? Do you want to get in the bathtub?

680
01:03:38,358 --> 01:03:39,442
In the bathtub?

681
01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:41,900
Is the baby coming out?

682
01:03:49,858 --> 01:03:51,025
Oh shit!

683
01:03:51,483 --> 01:03:53,358
Help me, tell me what to do.

684
01:03:53,442 --> 01:03:56,400
You're supposed to help me!

685
01:03:56,567 --> 01:03:59,900
- I don't understand! - You're supposed to help me!

686
01:04:01,025 --> 01:04:02,275
Come on!

687
01:04:02,983 --> 01:04:04,275
That's good.

688
01:04:06,150 --> 01:04:07,483
That's good.

689
01:04:09,067 --> 01:04:10,483
He comes.

690
01:04:38,567 --> 01:04:40,108
See you soon, dad.

691
01:04:50,483 --> 01:04:51,900
Damn yokai.

692
01:05:13,942 --> 01:05:14,983
Shit!

693
01:05:15,067 --> 01:05:18,025
You could have cleaned it up, you left something everywhere!

694
01:05:19,942 --> 01:05:22,067
Do you want to take off your armor?

695
01:05:24,192 --> 01:05:25,108
Follow me.

696
01:06:01,233 --> 01:06:03,150
Don't you have friends either?

697
01:06:04,942 --> 01:06:06,942
Don't kill me, please!

698
01:06:09,442 --> 01:06:10,525
Go.

699
01:06:10,608 --> 01:06:13,817
I don't have friends. Will you be my friend?

700
01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:14,817
Well, no.

701
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:16,650
Oh no, I failed again.

702
01:06:17,483 --> 01:06:19,442
Why refuse to be my friend?

703
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,317
Because you are a yokai. You're going to attack me.

704
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,650
Well, no, actually.

705
01:06:24,733 --> 01:06:26,192
Not all of us are like that.

706
01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:29,317
Actually, no one will attack you if you are with me.

707
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:30,400
Oh yes?

708
01:06:31,192 --> 01:06:32,233
Are you his boss?

709
01:06:32,317 --> 01:06:34,150
No, it's because I smell bad.

710
01:06:35,150 --> 01:06:36,983
Doesn't it bother you?

711
01:06:37,067 --> 01:06:41,525
It's okay, I used to work in a garbage dump, you get used to it.

712
01:06:41,608 --> 01:06:43,108
Well...

713
01:06:43,192 --> 01:06:44,650
Goodbye.

714
01:06:44,733 --> 01:06:49,275
Wait, wait. I know how you can take off your armor.

715
01:06:51,525 --> 01:06:54,025
-Do you know how to remove it? -Yeah.

716
01:06:55,025 --> 01:06:56,483
Just ask.

717
01:06:57,733 --> 01:06:58,900
How do you remove it?

718
01:07:00,442 --> 01:07:04,067
Don't ask me. Follow me.

719
01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:12,067
Has anyone ever told you that you look like...?

720
01:07:12,150 --> 01:07:14,400
An egg? I already know.

721
01:07:17,525 --> 01:07:19,858
I like walking with you.

722
01:07:19,942 --> 01:07:21,775
What do you like?

723
01:07:22,692 --> 01:07:24,275
Do you like to lick trees?

724
01:07:25,067 --> 01:07:28,900
Wouldn't you know why the armor attracts yokai related to me?

725
01:07:28,983 --> 01:07:32,192
It doesn't attract them. He creates them.

726
01:07:32,275 --> 01:07:35,817
-What do you mean? -Use your negative emotions.

727
01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:39,942
Fear, stress. Hate.

728
01:07:41,067 --> 01:07:42,233
Oh yes?

729
01:07:44,650 --> 01:07:47,192
Actually, it makes perfect sense.

730
01:07:48,650 --> 01:07:49,483
Here we are.

731
01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:55,442
This is where the creator gods gave the armor to Shiraga.

732
01:07:55,525 --> 01:07:58,775
You must make your wish here.

733
01:08:00,192 --> 01:08:01,317
OK.

734
01:08:06,317 --> 01:08:07,317
So...

735
01:08:09,733 --> 01:08:10,983
Hello.

736
01:08:14,150 --> 01:08:17,108
Dear Mr. Tree. Here we go.

737
01:08:17,192 --> 01:08:20,983
I'm trapped in an armor that prevents me from living,

738
01:08:21,067 --> 01:08:23,483
and it practically bursts my balls.

739
01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:27,400
So, since you are a tree with powers,

740
01:08:27,483 --> 01:08:30,150
Would it be possible to remove it please?

741
01:08:30,233 --> 01:08:33,067
That would be very kind of you.

742
01:08:33,150 --> 01:08:36,067
Although I really don't think so.

743
01:08:36,150 --> 01:08:39,025
That's how it is.

744
01:08:39,108 --> 01:08:41,483
My dear Mr. Conifer,

745
01:08:41,567 --> 01:08:43,900
I send you my warmest greetings.

746
01:08:45,150 --> 01:08:47,775
-Like this?-He's thinking.

747
01:08:47,858 --> 01:08:51,692
-It may take a while. -Ah, yes, loading time and everything.

748
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,525
Tell me. How does it feel to have friends?

749
01:09:01,608 --> 01:09:05,400
-I'm sure you have many. -Yes, I have friends.

750
01:09:05,483 --> 01:09:06,817
Mucho, en realidad.

751
01:09:09,775 --> 01:09:12,275
I have friends that I don't see often because of work.

752
01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:15,150
I have friends that I work with.

753
01:09:17,192 --> 01:09:21,442
I have childhood friends, we don't have much in common anymore.

754
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:25,358
I have friends from my adolescence who bring back bad memories.

755
01:09:25,858 --> 01:09:28,608
I have new friends that show up all the time.

756
01:09:28,692 --> 01:09:30,692
and they generally don't stay long.

757
01:09:32,233 --> 01:09:34,900
I have online friends so they don't count.

758
01:09:36,067 --> 01:09:37,192
I have false friends,

759
01:09:38,442 --> 01:09:41,733
They wait for a reason to become enemies.

760
01:09:43,692 --> 01:09:45,567
I have family.

761
01:09:45,733 --> 01:09:49,358
I don't know if you have a family, but they are friends you didn't choose.

762
01:09:50,775 --> 01:09:54,025
I have family friends, family of friends.

763
01:09:57,317 --> 01:10:00,608
I have so many friends that I often just want to be alone.

764
01:10:09,233 --> 01:10:10,275
Is this normal?

765
01:10:35,025 --> 01:10:37,650
I have friends, many.

766
01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:40,275
-I have new friends. -Friends from my adolescence.

767
01:10:40,358 --> 01:10:43,150
-Who should die? -My balls are bursting!

768
01:10:43,233 --> 01:10:45,275
-Traitors! -Bad memories...

769
01:10:45,358 --> 01:10:48,317
-Make your life miserable. -Family... not chosen.

770
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:50,650
-I just want to be alone. -¡Traidores!

771
01:10:50,733 --> 01:10:53,733
You shouldn't have trusted me.

772
01:11:06,067 --> 01:11:09,192
We're going to have a great time, my little apricots!

773
01:11:52,150 --> 01:11:53,692
He is waking up.

774
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:56,983
- You're sure? - Yes.

775
01:12:00,317 --> 01:12:01,942
You're awake!

776
01:12:03,067 --> 01:12:04,275
My love!

777
01:12:08,483 --> 01:12:09,817
How are you?

778
01:12:10,608 --> 01:12:12,275
How am I?

779
01:12:12,358 --> 01:12:14,150
Good question.

780
01:12:17,025 --> 01:12:20,317
I hadn't had a headache this bad since the student parties.

781
01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:24,275
But at least I'm not dead, so that's cool.

782
01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:26,733
-It's very cool, actually. -Here.

783
01:12:26,817 --> 01:12:28,317
Gather your forces

784
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,192
Are you okay? What are they doing here?

785
01:12:32,275 --> 01:12:34,733
It's not good. We will explain it to you later.

786
01:12:34,817 --> 01:12:38,442
You can't tell me it's not right, create suspense like that,

787
01:12:38,525 --> 01:12:40,400
and say, "We'll explain it later."

788
01:12:40,483 --> 01:12:43,733
Especially since later, the yokai will attack.

789
01:12:43,817 --> 01:12:47,317
-By the way, what time is it? -Don't worry, it's 7 am.

790
01:12:49,650 --> 01:12:50,525
And last night?

791
01:12:50,608 --> 01:12:53,567
No attack. Like the last ten nights, in fact.

792
01:12:55,233 --> 01:12:58,150
-Did I sleep for ten days? -Yeah.

793
01:12:58,233 --> 01:13:00,025
- No more attacks? - No.

794
01:13:01,483 --> 01:13:02,817
But I still have the armor.

795
01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:08,150
OK.

796
01:13:10,567 --> 01:13:13,775
Until you tell me what's going on, what do we do?

797
01:13:13,858 --> 01:13:15,817
Let's do a little morning karaoke?

798
01:13:17,317 --> 01:13:20,983
There's a guy who makes pottery in town, he's totally your vibe.

799
01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:28,233
Things are wrong or wrong like when you say, "It's wrong."

800
01:13:28,317 --> 01:13:29,942
Because a rapper made a bad song?

801
01:13:30,025 --> 01:13:31,608
It's very, very bad.

802
01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:36,942
I'll stop by another day to see how it is. Bye bye.

803
01:13:37,025 --> 01:13:38,358
- Thank you. - Thank you.

804
01:13:39,733 --> 01:13:41,108
Let me explain to you.

805
01:13:41,858 --> 01:13:44,775
Two weeks ago, I was home feeding my deer.

806
01:13:44,858 --> 01:13:46,400
and Glasses calls me.

807
01:13:46,483 --> 01:13:48,650
-Glasses? -He owns the glasses store.

808
01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:49,983
near the Orsay Museum.

809
01:13:50,067 --> 01:13:53,358
Anyway, Glasses tells me, "Your boy is naked in Paris."

810
01:13:53,442 --> 01:13:57,900
I laugh because everyone in their neighborhood is crazy.

811
01:13:57,983 --> 01:14:00,817
Glasses tells me: "A runner approaches your boy,

812
01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:04,108
like 'Why are you naked? There are people, children,

813
01:14:04,192 --> 01:14:06,983
older people'. But your son is scared."

814
01:14:07,067 --> 01:14:08,192
"He butts his head."

815
01:14:09,608 --> 01:14:12,108
"He throws him away, he takes off his clothes."

816
01:14:12,192 --> 01:14:14,483
"His shoes, his pants, he took everything."

817
01:14:14,567 --> 01:14:18,400
Creo que me está tomando el pelo. But he acts strange on the phone.

818
01:14:18,483 --> 01:14:19,400
Get lost, idiot!

819
01:14:20,483 --> 01:14:23,900
Glasses tells me: "Your boy is weird, like he's on drugs."

820
01:14:23,983 --> 01:14:25,900
I say: Who are you talking about?

821
01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:29,358
I thought he meant one of my crazy friends, because all my boys are crazy.

822
01:14:29,442 --> 01:14:30,650
He says, "Your boy."

823
01:14:30,733 --> 01:14:33,025
I'm starting to lose it,

824
01:14:33,108 --> 01:14:35,567
He says, "You know, your boy." I say, "Who?"

825
01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:37,358
"Orelsan." I say, "What?"

826
01:14:37,442 --> 01:14:38,942
-That? -That?

827
01:14:48,358 --> 01:14:51,192
And my phone starts to explode.

828
01:14:51,275 --> 01:14:55,442
I get in the car and drive from Caen to Paris in less than two hours.

829
01:14:55,525 --> 01:14:58,775
I quicken my pace. And I receive messages, messages...

830
01:14:58,858 --> 01:15:01,317
"Orelsan sweeps the stores".

831
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:04,400
"He kicks cyclists, he hits people,

832
01:15:04,483 --> 01:15:07,442
"He kicks passers-by on scooters."

833
01:15:09,192 --> 01:15:10,692
I liked that a little.

834
01:15:21,275 --> 01:15:24,733
Anyway, I arrive in Paris. I call you, but there is no answer, as always.

835
01:15:24,817 --> 01:15:28,025
-I got stuck in a tree. -I call Nanako, but there is no answer.

836
01:15:28,108 --> 01:15:30,900
Skread tells me: "It's the end of his career."

837
01:15:30,983 --> 01:15:33,275
"He ruins 20 years of work."

838
01:15:34,567 --> 01:15:36,942
-It's not me. -For people, it's you.

839
01:15:37,025 --> 01:15:41,275
It's you. The same face, your twin. The same look, the same silhouette.

840
01:15:41,358 --> 01:15:42,400
It's crazy.

841
01:15:42,483 --> 01:15:45,650
And that's not all, he has a militia of assholes.

842
01:15:45,733 --> 01:15:49,192
Being the boss of the idiots, he gathered them all together.

843
01:15:49,775 --> 01:15:51,442
They are a bunch of idiots.

844
01:15:51,525 --> 01:15:54,233
Every time I walk through Paris, I hate everything.

845
01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:56,608
Look, this is a perfect example,

846
01:15:56,692 --> 01:15:59,567
A son of a bitch, a fucking average Frenchman.

847
01:16:00,483 --> 01:16:02,817
So I slap them randomly.

848
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:04,150
Free of charge.

849
01:16:04,233 --> 01:16:05,900
I like it quite a bit.

850
01:16:06,983 --> 01:16:08,275
Fashion week.

851
01:16:09,067 --> 01:16:11,358
I was tired of seeing ugly people like you.

852
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:13,233
So I only date pretty people.

853
01:16:13,317 --> 01:16:16,067
Who wants to sleep with me.

854
01:16:16,942 --> 01:16:18,733
Do you like being in front of the camera?

855
01:16:19,442 --> 01:16:20,692
She's an idiot.

856
01:16:20,775 --> 01:16:22,692
Oh shit...

857
01:16:22,775 --> 01:16:24,942
-Sons of bitches. -Oh, damn...

858
01:16:25,025 --> 01:16:29,442
-Why do people follow you? -Because they like me to tell the truth.

859
01:16:29,525 --> 01:16:30,775
"You're scum."

860
01:16:30,858 --> 01:16:32,358
"You have shitty lives."

861
01:16:32,442 --> 01:16:36,733
"You're weak whores. Come on, let's do whatever we want."

862
01:16:36,817 --> 01:16:37,775
"We will be free."

863
01:16:37,858 --> 01:16:40,525
I'm warning you, I'm not going back to France.

864
01:16:40,608 --> 01:16:42,650
Are you aware that you are offensive?

865
01:16:42,733 --> 01:16:45,900
For two weeks now, we don't recognize our Orelsan.

866
01:16:45,983 --> 01:16:49,108
Several complaints have been filed against him. What is happening?

867
01:16:49,192 --> 01:16:52,400
First, there is no more Orelsan. You can call me Orelsama now.

868
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:56,067
"Sama" is a sign of respect. It means I'm better than you.

869
01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:57,692
You have to respect me.

870
01:16:57,775 --> 01:17:02,233
Nude images of you have circulated in the street,

871
01:17:02,317 --> 01:17:05,608
Beating people, now you are constantly with a militia,

872
01:17:05,692 --> 01:17:08,692
Smashing shop windows. Is it a staging? A new character?

873
01:17:08,775 --> 01:17:10,275
An artistic event?

874
01:17:10,358 --> 01:17:13,483
If I break your face, is that also prepared?

875
01:17:17,942 --> 01:17:23,983
Hello everyone. A few words about recent events.

876
01:17:24,067 --> 01:17:26,233
It's not really me.

877
01:17:26,317 --> 01:17:29,483
Let me explain to you. I went with my wife to live in Japan.

878
01:17:29,567 --> 01:17:33,858
And I found an armor that makes monsters appear.

879
01:17:33,942 --> 01:17:36,358
And then I was trapped in this armor.

880
01:17:36,442 --> 01:17:40,358
They are monsters from Japan that come and try to fuck with me.

881
01:17:40,442 --> 01:17:44,525
And so, one night, one of the yokai said to me: "Come."

882
01:17:44,608 --> 01:17:49,067
"I know a tree, tell it you want to take off its armor and it will do it."

883
01:17:49,150 --> 01:17:52,483
So I went to see the tree and asked him to remove it.

884
01:17:52,567 --> 01:17:54,150
It turned out that it was a trap.

885
01:17:54,233 --> 01:17:57,525
He took my negative feelings and put them into fruit.

886
01:17:57,608 --> 01:18:00,775
The fruit looked a little like me, and then...

887
01:18:00,858 --> 01:18:04,817
Another yokai, who should have told the other one to set a trap for me,

888
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:08,275
He ate the fruit and transformed into me.

889
01:18:08,358 --> 01:18:11,983
And it is he who poses as Orelsama in France.

890
01:18:12,067 --> 01:18:15,233
All this to say that it's not me.

891
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,067
I can't post this

892
01:18:46,692 --> 01:18:49,650
Sayonara, Land of the Rising Sun.

893
01:18:50,275 --> 01:18:52,317
Goodbye, my dream life.

894
01:18:53,442 --> 01:18:55,817
By the way, guys, I had an idea.

895
01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:59,733
Don't you think that would be a good idea?

896
01:18:59,817 --> 01:19:00,983
have a plan?

897
01:19:02,150 --> 01:19:04,525
To get through customs, I'll blow a bunch of beeps.

898
01:19:10,025 --> 01:19:11,733
Get up, Carlos Ghosn!

899
01:19:11,817 --> 01:19:15,150
We are very sorry, but passengers who have not boarded correctly...

900
01:19:15,233 --> 01:19:17,442
Do you know this wad of yen?

901
01:19:17,525 --> 01:19:18,358
Arrest.

902
01:19:18,442 --> 01:19:21,192
Rich people have shitty tastes even in heaven.

903
01:19:22,608 --> 01:19:25,108
Specifically, how do we catch Orelsama?

904
01:19:25,192 --> 01:19:28,858
A crisis meeting? Shouldn't we watch a couple of movies first?

905
01:19:29,733 --> 01:19:31,858
What do we know about him?

906
01:19:31,942 --> 01:19:36,108
What do we know about Orelsama? We know he's handsome.

907
01:19:36,192 --> 01:19:38,358
-Are you just making jokes? -I'm sorry.

908
01:19:38,442 --> 01:19:39,942
I shouldn't stress.

909
01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:44,233
The plan is simple: we find him and crush him.

910
01:19:44,317 --> 01:19:47,400
A pretty simple plan, actually. Two highlights:

911
01:19:47,483 --> 01:19:49,483
Find and smash.

912
01:19:50,233 --> 01:19:53,858
It must be before nightfall, otherwise the yokai will respawn.

913
01:19:53,942 --> 01:19:56,775
- Excuse me. - Thank you.

914
01:19:56,858 --> 01:19:58,483
-Thank you. -You are welcome.

915
01:19:59,442 --> 01:20:02,567
-Does your armor have powers? - Well, it attracts monsters.

916
01:20:03,483 --> 01:20:04,983
Other than that, there are no powers.

917
01:20:05,067 --> 01:20:07,067
-Something? -Nothing.

918
01:20:07,150 --> 01:20:08,608
- Zero power? -Zero power.

919
01:20:08,692 --> 01:20:11,233
-Nothing? -It doesn't even protect me well.

920
01:20:31,650 --> 01:20:32,900
France.

921
01:20:38,525 --> 01:20:41,900
After the controversial statements of the singer Orelsan, or Orelsama,

922
01:20:41,983 --> 01:20:44,775
as he now calls himself, calls for demonstrations were made.

923
01:20:44,858 --> 01:20:46,150
against the rapper.

924
01:20:46,233 --> 01:20:48,858
Violence has recently broken out

925
01:20:48,942 --> 01:20:51,275
in several cities in France,

926
01:20:51,358 --> 01:20:53,317
Especially in Paris.

927
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,817
Look, they are everywhere.

928
01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:58,817
All over Paris. It's crazy.

929
01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:00,442
He went crazy.

930
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,942
-Guys...-It's live.

931
01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:05,483
My ninjas...

932
01:21:05,567 --> 01:21:07,608
I was at home, on my couch.

933
01:21:07,692 --> 01:21:09,525
-Our house! -Odiaba todo.

934
01:21:09,608 --> 01:21:13,858
I thought: "Why this hate?" I looked around and said to myself:

935
01:21:13,942 --> 01:21:16,150
"That's an idiot's apartment!"

936
01:21:16,233 --> 01:21:20,442
I realized that my entire life had been a life of idiots.

937
01:21:20,525 --> 01:21:24,483
And I said to myself, "Get rid of everything."

938
01:21:24,567 --> 01:21:27,067
That's driving us crazy." So many little shits

939
01:21:27,150 --> 01:21:30,108
can be easily fixed

940
01:21:30,192 --> 01:21:31,858
but you don't get rid of them.

941
01:21:41,108 --> 01:21:43,108
There is an anti-me protest.

942
01:21:43,192 --> 01:21:45,400
And all the assholes from Orelsama.

943
01:21:45,483 --> 01:21:46,858
Look under the seat.

944
01:21:50,983 --> 01:21:54,775
Are you coming with us to fight or to sleep in the car?

945
01:21:57,650 --> 01:21:59,400
Are you crazy?

946
01:22:06,858 --> 01:22:08,692
We'll stick with the plan.

947
01:22:13,525 --> 01:22:15,608
Okay, boss. We take everyone upstairs.

948
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:19,692
It's not him!

949
01:23:11,650 --> 01:23:13,942
- Do you have the keys? - You have them, right?

950
01:23:15,817 --> 01:23:17,483
Oh shit. I forgot them in Japan.

951
01:23:24,275 --> 01:23:26,192
Go ahead, I'll cover you!

952
01:23:29,692 --> 01:23:30,983
Are you OK?

953
01:23:39,692 --> 01:23:41,275
What's that?

954
01:23:42,733 --> 01:23:43,650
Is there anyone at home?

955
01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:46,358
Where the hell are we?

956
01:23:47,858 --> 01:23:49,192
Where are we?

957
01:23:49,275 --> 01:23:52,192
We are at the end of your life.

958
01:24:21,192 --> 01:24:26,483
♪ For you who don't understand anything ♪

959
01:24:27,567 --> 01:24:33,608
♪ For you, sweet little fool ♪

960
01:24:33,692 --> 01:24:40,650
♪ You play dumb to please others ♪

961
01:24:40,733 --> 01:24:46,775
♪ They laugh and move on ♪

962
01:24:46,858 --> 01:24:50,358
♪ You played Now you're paying the price ♪

963
01:24:53,108 --> 01:24:55,858
♪ They told you to stop ♪

964
01:24:55,942 --> 01:24:58,567
♪You're done ♪

965
01:24:58,650 --> 01:25:02,275
♪ You gave it your all ♪

966
01:25:02,358 --> 01:25:06,900
♪ You are just a byproduct ♪

967
01:25:06,983 --> 01:25:11,942
♪ The truth is that you wasted your life ♪

968
01:25:12,025 --> 01:25:15,900
♪ And you run, and you run, and you run ♪

969
01:25:15,983 --> 01:25:18,108
♪ And you pray that you don't see your fears ♪

970
01:25:18,192 --> 01:25:21,317
♪ Today you are causing pain. Do you want to stop? ♪

971
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:25,275
♪ But your game is over ♪

972
01:25:25,358 --> 01:25:30,358
♪ You are empty inside You can no longer hide your weaknesses ♪

973
01:25:31,483 --> 01:25:33,733
♪ No one can save you ♪

974
01:25:33,817 --> 01:25:36,233
♪ When you are decimated by anxiety and stress ♪

975
01:25:49,067 --> 01:25:50,275
Well then?

976
01:25:51,567 --> 01:25:55,817
When I see you on the floor, having your panic attack,

977
01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:59,150
Looking at your past one last time,

978
01:25:59,233 --> 01:26:02,317
I can't help but think...

979
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:04,233
You're a piece of shit.

980
01:26:04,942 --> 01:26:06,483
You have it all here

981
01:26:07,275 --> 01:26:09,442
Everything you have ever dreamed of.

982
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:14,358
But you hide in another country.

983
01:26:14,442 --> 01:26:18,900
But I understand... Well, I don't understand you acting like a coward.

984
01:26:18,983 --> 01:26:21,483
But I understand why you can't take it anymore.

985
01:26:21,567 --> 01:26:24,692
I understand why you can't stand all these people.

986
01:26:24,775 --> 01:26:27,775
Listen to the opinion of any ordinary idiot.

987
01:26:27,858 --> 01:26:30,733
Let strangers rot your head

988
01:26:30,817 --> 01:26:33,858
with their opinion on what they don't know,

989
01:26:33,942 --> 01:26:35,233
Those who judge, those who criticize.

990
01:26:35,317 --> 01:26:38,442
All these clickbait media and their half-truths

991
01:26:38,525 --> 01:26:41,067
that violate your free time.

992
01:26:41,150 --> 01:26:43,525
These 13 year olds made with energy drinks,

993
01:26:43,608 --> 01:26:46,900
calmed by harassment, for whom hate is entertainment.

994
01:26:46,983 --> 01:26:48,525
Orelsan, what about the feat?

995
01:26:48,608 --> 01:26:52,900
How can you stand these hackers who all talk the same?

996
01:26:52,983 --> 01:26:55,567
With the same melody, the same vocabulary?

997
01:26:55,650 --> 01:26:59,192
Without ideas, they ask for a feat to steal your enthusiasm.

998
01:26:59,275 --> 01:27:00,525
I will kill you.

999
01:27:00,608 --> 01:27:02,233
Act calm but be super sensitive

1000
01:27:02,317 --> 01:27:04,858
When you don't give them 16 bars because you have one life?

1001
01:27:05,567 --> 01:27:07,192
Aurélien...

1002
01:27:08,442 --> 01:27:09,942
Orelsan...

1003
01:27:10,025 --> 01:27:11,483
And those girls...

1004
01:27:13,067 --> 01:27:16,817
All those girls who screwed up your adolescence,

1005
01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:18,858
How long did they take?

1006
01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:23,150
They made fun of you, they humiliated you, they made you feel sad.

1007
01:27:24,567 --> 01:27:28,650
These hot girls who know nothing more than to look hot in photos.

1008
01:27:28,733 --> 01:27:33,358
Who are just waiting for a moment of weakness to catch you?

1009
01:27:33,442 --> 01:27:35,025
and ruin your damn life.

1010
01:27:36,317 --> 01:27:40,150
I understand why you can't stand these average French people,

1011
01:27:40,233 --> 01:27:44,483
Those who are useless do nothing but complain.

1012
01:27:44,567 --> 01:27:48,733
They only shit on their colleagues, friends and family.

1013
01:27:48,817 --> 01:27:53,150
All those butchers, bakers, teachers, employees, executives,

1014
01:27:53,233 --> 01:27:54,317
whatever.

1015
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:57,525
All these damn NPCs with their uninteresting lives,

1016
01:27:57,608 --> 01:28:00,608
Their damn old-fashioned society will never work.

1017
01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:03,817
With their shitty politics, asking you to pick a side.

1018
01:28:03,900 --> 01:28:07,317
While the only side they care about is themselves.

1019
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:11,733
How long will you drag these fools who hold you back?

1020
01:28:11,817 --> 01:28:15,317
The old friends who make you feel guilty so you don't abandon them like trash.

1021
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:18,400
When it's normal, they suck.

1022
01:28:18,483 --> 01:28:22,108
They do nothing but drink and smoke,

1023
01:28:23,275 --> 01:28:25,233
and tell the same stories over and over again.

1024
01:28:25,317 --> 01:28:28,858
They want you to relapse so that you continue like them.

1025
01:28:28,942 --> 01:28:31,483
Because they want you to continue being miserable with them.

1026
01:28:32,233 --> 01:28:35,400
I understand why you can't stand your family always present,

1027
01:28:35,483 --> 01:28:37,733
sticky, that never lets you go.

1028
01:28:37,817 --> 01:28:40,817
Brother depends on you, sister cries all the time.

1029
01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:44,817
Mom talks about raising an unborn child.

1030
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:46,858
While this whore screwed up her job!

1031
01:28:46,942 --> 01:28:49,692
Dad asking for autographs for an entire city

1032
01:28:49,775 --> 01:28:52,567
When he always said you were useless.

1033
01:28:52,650 --> 01:28:54,358
The one who envies your success

1034
01:28:54,442 --> 01:28:57,150
except when it makes him look good to the big guys

1035
01:28:57,233 --> 01:29:00,108
of your damned city of provincial peasants.

1036
01:29:01,108 --> 01:29:02,858
And you ran like a coward.

1037
01:29:02,942 --> 01:29:07,233
No balls to escape from the main cause of your stupidity?

1038
01:29:07,317 --> 01:29:11,733
She talks to you like a dumb child and makes you write cheesy songs.

1039
01:29:11,817 --> 01:29:13,525
The killer of your libido.

1040
01:29:14,233 --> 01:29:16,483
Yoko Ono!

1041
01:29:16,567 --> 01:29:19,817
She found the best way to contact you,

1042
01:29:19,900 --> 01:29:22,650
but you know the kid is a bad idea.

1043
01:29:22,733 --> 01:29:26,358
There is no place in your heart for anyone but yourself.

1044
01:29:26,442 --> 01:29:29,067
You are irresponsible, you are going to disappoint him.

1045
01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:33,317
He will be unhappy and will grow up in a rotten world.

1046
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,358
A privileged child,

1047
01:29:35,442 --> 01:29:38,233
ungrateful, selfish. A son of a bitch.

1048
01:29:40,358 --> 01:29:42,192
A little son of a bitch!

1049
01:29:53,233 --> 01:29:55,733
I understand why you ran from what you've become,

1050
01:29:55,817 --> 01:29:59,192
A characterless victim, afraid of how others see him.

1051
01:29:59,275 --> 01:30:01,692
A softie looking for a boring life.

1052
01:30:02,483 --> 01:30:06,275
You ran away from your problems, but you knew they would come back.

1053
01:30:06,942 --> 01:30:10,525
Did you know that problems come back stronger and more numerous.

1054
01:30:10,608 --> 01:30:12,400
And they end up killing you.

1055
01:30:13,317 --> 01:30:15,150
Now you will die!

1056
01:30:15,900 --> 01:30:18,108
The only thing I don't understand,

1057
01:30:18,192 --> 01:30:21,108
Why flee when you can destroy?

1058
01:30:32,858 --> 01:30:34,400
You're not listening.

1059
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:37,108
You are now a vegetable.

1060
01:30:38,900 --> 01:30:41,775
My zucchini, let's move on to the rest of the evening.

1061
01:30:43,733 --> 01:30:45,567
When our problems disappear.

1062
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:52,650
You'll see, it's not complicated to solve your problems.

1063
01:30:54,108 --> 01:30:55,483
Here is your feat.

1064
01:30:56,608 --> 01:30:59,233
You were a crack, now you will burn.

1065
01:31:01,525 --> 01:31:05,650
This is for your articles, videos and your shitty podcasts.

1066
01:31:07,567 --> 01:31:11,108
The old friends we no longer want to see.

1067
01:31:11,192 --> 01:31:13,233
One for the road, guys.

1068
01:31:13,483 --> 01:31:16,108
It's strange, you usually like alcohol.

1069
01:31:16,192 --> 01:31:17,942
To the left.

1070
01:31:18,025 --> 01:31:20,067
To the right.

1071
01:31:20,150 --> 01:31:21,775
The mayor of Pont-l'Évêque.

1072
01:31:26,067 --> 01:31:28,483
So...

1073
01:31:28,567 --> 01:31:32,150
There will be no new album, your boy is burned out.

1074
01:31:36,900 --> 01:31:40,067
A little for dad, a little for mom.

1075
01:31:40,150 --> 01:31:41,650
The brother.

1076
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:46,608
Let's water the plants. And we rule the whores.

1077
01:31:46,692 --> 01:31:49,233
How does it feel to be enlightened, girls?

1078
01:31:49,317 --> 01:31:51,275
Aurélien, wake up.

1079
01:31:52,442 --> 01:31:54,858
I know you can hear me.

1080
01:31:54,942 --> 01:31:58,233
Listen to me, not him. Don't let it get into your head.

1081
01:31:59,192 --> 01:32:01,900
Fight, you can. I know you can.

1082
01:32:01,983 --> 01:32:04,483
Think of something positive.

1083
01:32:04,567 --> 01:32:07,108
Think of something you like, something cool.

1084
01:32:07,192 --> 01:32:10,150
I know you can do it. We all trust you.

1085
01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:13,900
Think of a nice memory, think of us.

1086
01:32:14,900 --> 01:32:16,317
Something good.

1087
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:18,483
Think about your big cat.

1088
01:32:19,358 --> 01:32:22,150
Think about what Takeda said.

1089
01:32:22,233 --> 01:32:24,192
Yokai are usually a sign

1090
01:32:24,275 --> 01:32:26,608
that there is something to fear.

1091
01:32:27,483 --> 01:32:31,983
Turn the scary part of yokai into something positive.

1092
01:33:06,067 --> 01:33:08,608
- Oxytocin? - Es la hormona del amor.

1093
01:33:09,025 --> 01:33:10,942
It is a relaxing hormone,

1094
01:33:11,025 --> 01:33:14,525
Reduces stress and builds confidence.

1095
01:33:15,108 --> 01:33:16,817
Brains are crazy.

1096
01:33:17,567 --> 01:33:21,900
And at that moment, he no longer saw them as monsters.

1097
01:33:45,275 --> 01:33:46,858
Wow.

1098
01:33:48,192 --> 01:33:49,942
You look like my first scooter.

1099
01:33:50,358 --> 01:33:51,483
Are you kidding me?

1100
01:34:43,108 --> 01:34:44,108
Are you OK?

1101
01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:50,150
Now is the time to separate the whites from the yolks.

1102
01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:57,483
- Are you OK? - Yes.

1103
01:35:01,483 --> 01:35:04,567
- This time I'll have to fend for myself. - Alright.

1104
01:35:05,775 --> 01:35:07,567
You can do it.

1105
01:35:08,317 --> 01:35:09,567
At least I think so.

1106
01:35:09,650 --> 01:35:12,400
Voy a cuidarte a la antigua usanza.

1107
01:35:12,483 --> 01:35:13,900
Come on, Mr. San.

1108
01:35:16,317 --> 01:35:18,442
Let's see what you have without your bitch.

1109
01:36:19,483 --> 01:36:20,858
Well, it's goodbye.

1110
01:36:23,067 --> 01:36:24,650
Let's make marshmallows.

1111
01:36:28,317 --> 01:36:30,025
You are the marshmallows.

1112
01:36:39,192 --> 01:36:41,483
Are you stupid? You will burn with us.

1113
01:36:41,567 --> 01:36:44,150
I'm a damn yokai.

1114
01:36:44,233 --> 01:36:45,900
That's right...

1115
01:36:45,983 --> 01:36:47,317
You're a damn yokai.

1116
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:52,067
Your projection failed because "sutemi" means sacrifice.

1117
01:36:52,150 --> 01:36:54,317
You have to be willing to sacrifice.

1118
01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:17,192
He has surpassed Shiraga. Podemos concederle la libertad.

1119
01:37:17,275 --> 01:37:20,608
There is still one more trial.

1120
01:38:37,067 --> 01:38:39,192
You were bad with the armor, but without...

1121
01:38:47,317 --> 01:38:48,900
You're a piece of shit.

1122
01:38:54,108 --> 01:38:55,400
I know you.

1123
01:38:57,150 --> 01:38:59,483
You are the negative voice in my head.

1124
01:39:03,233 --> 01:39:04,817
I know how to make you disappear.

1125
01:39:09,817 --> 01:39:11,442
You will die sooner.

1126
01:39:26,233 --> 01:39:27,733
Don't you listen anymore?

1127
01:39:46,858 --> 01:39:48,608
That's it, it's over.

1128
01:39:49,483 --> 01:39:50,983
Your child will grow up without you.

1129
01:39:52,983 --> 01:39:55,692
It's the best, you couldn't raise him.

1130
01:40:11,317 --> 01:40:12,650
I will never listen to you again.

1131
01:40:13,858 --> 01:40:14,858
You are no longer me.

1132
01:40:31,608 --> 01:40:32,608
Moron.

1133
01:41:10,942 --> 01:41:12,442
It's okay, you're alive.

1134
01:41:21,817 --> 01:41:23,483
I was afraid.

1135
01:41:23,567 --> 01:41:25,067
I'm fine.

1136
01:41:26,025 --> 01:41:26,942
I'm fine.

1137
01:41:27,025 --> 01:41:29,525
-I thought I would never see you again. -You did it.

1138
01:41:29,608 --> 01:41:31,525
It hurts me. I love you.

1139
01:41:31,608 --> 01:41:34,108
♪ Looking at my anguish in your eyes Without the glasses of fear ♪

1140
01:41:34,317 --> 01:41:35,775
♪ Without thinking that everyone is angry with me ♪

1141
01:41:35,983 --> 01:41:38,608
♪ I realized that habit makes precious things mundane ♪

1142
01:41:38,817 --> 01:41:41,483
♪ That some things never change But in the end, maybe it's for the best ♪

1143
01:41:41,692 --> 01:41:44,192
♪ If I can't change things, I can change the way I see them ♪

1144
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:47,275
♪ If I can't change others, I can change the influence they have on me ♪

1145
01:41:48,192 --> 01:41:50,150
♪ There is always something to reproach ♪

1146
01:41:50,358 --> 01:41:53,567
♪ The defects of those who are close appear larger because they are close ♪

1147
01:41:53,775 --> 01:41:55,692
♪ Looking at my problems from another angle ♪

1148
01:41:55,900 --> 01:41:57,608
♪ I saw that I do hate those I love ♪

1149
01:41:57,817 --> 01:41:58,858
♪ It's because they are here ♪

1150
01:41:59,067 --> 01:42:01,442
♪ One day you feel suffocated by blood ties ♪

1151
01:42:01,650 --> 01:42:03,108
♪ One day you hug them ♪

1152
01:42:03,317 --> 01:42:05,025
♪Because they will be there all the time♪

1153
01:42:05,233 --> 01:42:07,233
♪ If the past never really fades away ♪

1154
01:42:07,442 --> 01:42:09,983
♪ It is so that good memories remain eternally ♪

1155
01:42:10,192 --> 01:42:12,400
♪ A toxic past can always resurface ♪

1156
01:42:12,608 --> 01:42:15,942
♪ It's a reminder to tell you: "Never forget how to get out of this" ♪

1157
01:42:16,150 --> 01:42:18,442
♪ Don't forget, I can forgive you Even if I don't forget it ♪

1158
01:42:18,650 --> 01:42:21,192
♪ You can change where you go, but you will never change where you start. ♪

1159
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:23,983
♪ It's great to want to live free in the middle of nowhere ♪

1160
01:42:24,192 --> 01:42:27,442
♪ Until you ask for help and no one can hear or see you ♪

1161
01:42:27,650 --> 01:42:29,233
♪ Looking at my anguish one last time ♪

1162
01:42:29,442 --> 01:42:30,900
♪ I've seen millions of voices do anything ♪

1163
01:42:31,108 --> 01:42:32,233
♪ To take a piece of me ♪

1164
01:42:32,442 --> 01:42:35,233
♪ Everyone wants to get into our skulls Try to hack it ♪

1165
01:42:35,442 --> 01:42:38,483
♪ The media is Medusa To destroy them, don't look at them ♪

1166
01:42:38,692 --> 01:42:41,150
♪ Now I know that I am human and that I could break ♪

1167
01:42:41,358 --> 01:42:44,233
♪ But I also know that I have much more to lose than to gain ♪

1168
01:42:44,442 --> 01:42:46,942
♪ You can't choose to be an artist But you choose to get paid ♪

1169
01:42:47,150 --> 01:42:49,900
♪ There will always be mediocre colleagues Whatever your profession ♪

1170
01:42:50,108 --> 01:42:52,233
♪ Looking at my worries in a different light ♪

1171
01:42:52,483 --> 01:42:55,233
♪ I finally realized that arguments are part of love ♪

1172
01:42:55,442 --> 01:42:58,150
♪ Trying to avoid them is avoiding the other ♪

1173
01:42:58,358 --> 01:43:01,233
♪ And considering my statistics I have to think it's my fault ♪

1174
01:43:01,442 --> 01:43:04,400
♪ I'm going to have a big responsibility soon, it scares me ♪

1175
01:43:04,608 --> 01:43:06,692
♪ I know I don't feel ready Because it's true ♪

1176
01:43:06,900 --> 01:43:08,900
♪That's the beauty of parenthood♪

1177
01:43:09,108 --> 01:43:11,733
♪ Teaching is learning The future means moving forward ♪

1178
01:43:11,942 --> 01:43:15,067
♪ Now I know that when the future comes I won't listen to the little voice ♪

1179
01:43:15,275 --> 01:43:18,067
♪ My only goal is to put a smile on your face ♪

1180
01:43:18,275 --> 01:43:20,817
♪ It's not easy every day But that's how you grow ♪

1181
01:43:21,025 --> 01:43:23,400
♪ Otherwise, it's boring and I would have to face the yokai of boredom ♪

1182
01:43:32,942 --> 01:43:34,067
I feel so light.

1183
01:43:38,525 --> 01:43:40,858
I'm going to sleep for ten more days.

1184
01:43:45,858 --> 01:43:47,150
I don't think so.

1185
01:43:49,067 --> 01:43:50,525
My waters are breaking.

1186
01:43:52,733 --> 01:43:53,692
Oh shit.

1187
01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:55,608
We didn't make the playlist.